Look Ma, No Cavities

I have a theory. I think dentists fill teeth for the money. I think it's all a scam. Here's why...our dentist is a family friend. We have always gotten free dental work and neither my brother nor I have ever had a cavity. None of our teeth our filled. So I think it's all a money-making shakedown.
On a separate note, I usually just floss my teeth a week before I go to the dentist, because who has time to floss their teeth? And also, while I was going through chemo, I wasn't allowed to floss my teeth. I do think it's important but because I am the most impatient person on the West Coast, I never do it. Any time I do floss my teeth, John says "you must have a dentist appointment coming up."
I went to the dentist last week, after not going for a year (again, because of chemo, I couldn't) and I had zero cavities and he actually said my teefs looked good.

Speaking of teeth, this is my acupuncturist's dog, Joey.